The Real, Old Koloa Town

On the way back from Poipu, we always tend to stop at the Lappert’s Ice Cream shop in Koloa Town. They are located in “Old Koloa Town,” a row of old wooden buildings on the main street that were once local businesses and are now quaint tourist shops. While I do recommend them as the best local and just plain best ice cream around, I must admit I think we got treated like tourists this time: small scoop and no smile.

Anyways, while we were eating our cones, we walked up and down the side-street nearby and “discovered” the real, as in genuine, old Koloa Town. Sitting back from the street behind some overgrown bushes and fences are several plantation cottages. They now look like run-down wooden shacks, but they still have some charm in the weathered wood and tin roofs. These were the places where people used to live near the local businesses.

The first house sits in an overgrown yard with blooming hibiscus and looks fairly good except for the tin roof being peeled back.

The second house across the street is the largest, it even looks like it was fitted with a ramp which indicates it was used up until recently.

The last set of houses are near the main street are small cottages in really bad shape, all fenced in and condemned now.

Koloa is one of the oldest haole (foreigner, westerner, and by extension caucasian/white) settlements on Kaua’i. The first missionaries set up their churches there in the 1830’s, and the first sugar mill in Hawaii started there in 1835. There is a Koloa Heritage Trail that highlights all the points of historical interest in the area. Most recently, however, it has become just some restored buildings with tourist shops, nobody really lives on the main street anymore.

Sadly, all the houses above were fenced off and I suspect the land has been sold to developers. The newspaper recently reported on a business development planned in the “empty” land across from the old town. While that land currently has no buildings, it does have many shade trees and greenery that contribute to the relaxed atmosphere of Koloa. This is an unfortunate trend whereby a living space that has some appeal attracts tourists, which attract tourist shops, which drive out the residents.

I think the old Koloa houses should be replaced with more low-key housing so that people can live on Main street again and take advantage of walking to the post office, grocery store and library. Kaua’i needs more pedestrian-friendly communities mixed in with existing businesses and services.

Rainbow Wrasse

Sorry for the hiatius, I’ve been very busy with my day job.

I was even working over the weekend, but we still had time to go snorkeling down in Poipu. We went to Beach House beach where there are always so many fish to see. There are two things I like there: the Beach House restaurant is gracious enough to let people lay on their manicured lawn under the palm trees, which keeps down the amount of sand we carry back to the car and the house, and while it’s reputation attracts a crowd, we almost always see new fish.

Yesterday’s new fish was the rainbow wrasse, called hinalea by the Hawaiians. The only picture I could find on the internet is from the “marine aquarium trade,” but it is almost exactly what we saw:

Very colorful fish, about 8 inches (20 cm) long, with an orange and green head, a darker body with neon blue dots, a bright yellow tail and hot pink dorsal and ventral fins the length of  its entire body
Photo credit: reefkeeping.com

P.S. I just recieved an underwater digital camera for (early) Christmas, so I will soon be taking these pictures myself, I hope.

Quick Sunrise Post

I’ve been a bit slow with the posts lately, so here is some easy but beautiful filler. This sunrise was already in full swing when the alarm went off this morning, and fortunately the colors lasted long enough for me to wake up and run down and get the camera.

I’ll be honest with you: I had to edit the colors on this photo by toning them down. Our camera underexposes bright skies like this, and the photo is much more saturated than reality. So I lightened up all the colors to make it as close to what I remember seeing with my eyes.

Intense glowing yellow and pink clouds with patches of light blue sky

Haunted Yard

Some neighbors a few blocks away put up a lot of house and yard decorations for most of the major holdiays. They had lots of lights at Christmas and some figures at Easter. Now they are going all out for Halloween, with a big banner that reads “Haunted Yard.”

At first they only put up the skeletons and gallows (and guillotine for us francophiles) and made it look like a graveyard. They lit it up with some lights, and I thought they had already done too much work, considering how much I like Halloween:

A make-believe graveyard at dusk in somebody

But then today, they filled the yard with grotesquely costumed mannequins all over the yard. They set out several veritable dioramas of witches, monsters, and ghouls. I talked to a lady working on the setup, and she said they invite people to come and walk through. There was also a large awning tent covered in black plastic, and I gather they have some sort of haunted house set up in there with spaghetti guts and grape eyeballs to feel:

Daytime view of the same yard with even more figures being set up

It’s late already, but if you want to see it, it’s on Lanakila Street in the Wailua Houselots. It must be a success because we can actually hear people screaming over in that direction!

Unhappy Halloween

I’m a sort of Halloween Grinch, especially here in Hawaii where the season just doesn’t fit. There’s a certain aspect of facing death and pushing oneself into fearful situations that I find meaningful, but all the fake fright and ugly decorations seem so contrived. For example, it just seems trite to wish someone a “happy Halloween.” Then there’s the whole costume effect that causes people to go a bit wild, but that seems like it more fun during carnival. I guess Halloween has taken the place of carnival in America, although Mardi Gras is making a comeback.

Here on Kauai, it just doesn’t feel like Halloween. It’s still hot, summer is barely winding down, the sky is still mostly blue, and everything is even more green in the winter. I can understand the orange and black colors in a misty New England forests, but here they just don’t match the mood. We even went swimming in the ocean today, but come to think of it we did get a scare: we saw a school of fish jumping out of the water, which was murky, and I was afraid that might mean there was a predator around.

Anyways, I don’t want to steal Halloween for anyone, especially the children, so we carved two jack-0-lanterns and are giving away candy tonight. Just to show we can have fun on Halloween, the first is a Hawaiian jack-o-lantern, a papaya getting a tan in the pineapple patch:

A large papaya with a carved face, in front of pineapple plants

The second is a traditional orange pumpkin, though I was happy to see it was grown in Hawaii and not shipped from the mainland:

A glowing orange and black carved pumpkin